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Snowdodgers 01


Snowdodgers 01

15 tonnes of steel on 4 wheels

CAR DETAILS:


Make:
Saab
Model:
900i
Purchase price:
£200
Max Power:
116 BHP
Max speed:
Warp 5
Special features:
Heated seats!




TEAM DETAILS:


Name:
Gareth Wallace
Luci Beesley
Why have you signed up for the rally?
Because I thought that all SAAB’s should visit Sweden…kinda like a spiritual pilgrimage….
Two charities that deserve the effort and I miss driving.
What are you most looking forward to?
(a) Sitting on Santa’s knee eating a Big Mac from the most Northern MacDonalds in the world… (b) dodging the Russian: Police/Army/Mafia/random invasions of neighbouring countries…
1.Seeing the Northern Lights 2.Providing the evidence that Ladies and driving are in fact the perfect combination
If you were a biscuit, which would you be?
Something fair trade…a bit self righteous but tastes delicious especially dunked in coffee.
Those rich tea ones with a frill round the edge - the classic with a little bit extra.

7 Responses to “Snowdodgers 01”

  1. The Docon 02 Feb 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Providing the evidence that Ladies and driving are in fact the perfect combination

    … only when they’re not reversing Luci… then theres all hell to pay!

  2. Ben Wilkeson 06 Feb 2009 at 10:39 am

    Is that Cherie blair’s signature I can see on your bonnet?!

  3. Anand Son 10 Feb 2009 at 9:47 am

    I look forward to the evidence you gather on the ladies/driving combo!

    Rich Tea biscuits with a large pot of nuteller would be yum yum.

    Best of luck on the trip, when do you leave?

  4. Simonon 19 Mar 2009 at 1:08 pm

    “Providing the evidence that Ladies and driving are in fact the perfect combination”…….

    ….obviously there’s no truth in the rumour that you picked the Saab ’cause of the big bumpers - to help you with ‘parking skills’?

  5. Neil Merceron 18 Apr 2009 at 10:41 am

    Hello Gareth & Luci

    Here are a few helpful ideas I’ve found on Wikipedia, taken from the entry for Sir John Franklin, a 19th century Arctic explorer:

    1819: Franklin’s First expedition
    Main article: Coppermine Expedition of 1819–1822
    Franklin was chosen to lead an expedition overland from Hudson Bay to chart the north coast of Canada eastwards from the mouth of the Coppermine River.[1] Between 1819 and 1822 he lost 11 of the 20 men in his party. Most died of starvation, but there was also at least one murder and suggestions of cannibalism. The survivors were forced to eat lichen and even attempted to eat their own leather boots. This gained Franklin the nickname of “the man who ate his boots”.[2]

    Sounds like fun. Perhaps we could turn this into a competition along the lines of ‘I think Gareth will be remembered as the man who ate …….’ Any suggestions?

  6. Cornilon 27 Apr 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Hope you guys had a safe trip, sorry i accidently took your pen.-kid from Kursk

  7. Ian Connellon 12 May 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Good luck guys……..Lost of SPAR shops to visit on the way?

    Ian Connell
    Appleby Westward SPAR

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