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Spanners & Pants

Team 02 - Spanners & Pants

4000miles of green laneing!

CAR DETAILS:

Make:
Vauxhall
Model:
Frontera
Purchase price:
Not sure
Max BHP:
120bhp on a good day
Max speed:
90MPH
Special features:
Chav alarm system and leaking fuel lines





TEAM DETAILS:

Name:
Jon Farley
Markus Masih
Why have you signed up for the rally?
After surviving the snowdodgers rally, I feel my life insurance policy should pay out.
I’m looking for adventure. That’s why I was considering joining the team of Gareth “take no Prisoners” Wallace. However every man has ceiling for excitement, so I’m looking forward sedentary life with Mr. Farley. Bring IT’
What are you most looking forward to?
Another 3 week adventure of a lifetime. And Russia!
Cow pushing in Denmark, and watching the world gracefully slip by the passenger window of the tow truck.
If you were a biscuit, which would you be?
Custard Cream. Creamy on the middle but tough on the outside. Perfect compliment for a cup of tea.
I’m torn between the metrosexual overtones of the Pink Wafer and the manly dependability of the Malted Milk. For me there is no winner in a cut-throat contest like that




Check out this brilliant review by Clarkson of the Frontera some years ago. Jeremy, what is that jumper about?


5 Responses to “Spanners & Pants”

  1. # Mike Lockon 17 Nov 2008 at 1:53 pm

    728i was launched with traction control, ABS, alloy wheels, dual airbags, air-conditioning, leather upholstery, and electric front seats. Do you have a tow bar and room for 2 Hogs?

  2. # Markuson 05 Jan 2009 at 9:56 pm

    I for one am looking forward to driving one of europes finest - The Frontera. Shame about the 728i tho. I was looking forward to slowly cruising up to German intersections with my aviators on looking like a pimp!!

  3. # The Docon 09 Jan 2009 at 9:58 am

    Sadly I didn’t trust the BMW to get there….

    However, the frontera with its wishy washing steering with be great fun around Nurburgring!

  4. # Mike Lockon 26 Jan 2009 at 1:18 pm

    i fear the Nurburgring may be the downfall of a few of us. i for one have a small competitive streak that will no doubt be getting me in trouble……..

  5. # Jamieon 17 Apr 2009 at 10:47 am

    Starting to feel like i should have tried harder to join in on the adventure

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